Wednesday Wipeout: Thats gonna cost you!

You wanna know the biggest difference between a board sports wipeout and the clusterfuck that is the Oracle Team taking a spill with their America’s Cup boat? When you wipeout, you look like an asshole. When these dudes wipe out they look like assholes, and it costs ten million bucks. Thats ten sticks in Wall Street talk:

Watch carefully as one of the crew members actually goes head first through the wing (thats what the mega wealthy use instead of the all too plebeian sails on a typical mega yacht). I wonder if the Romney’s sponsored this rig in addition to their ballerina horse?

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