Tomahawk [Tom uh hawk] – Noun, 1. A small hatchet like axe often made of stone used for splitting skulls and scalping bitches. 2. Verb. The act of nosediving your kite into any solid or liquid object thereby bringing its forward motion to an abrupt and unwanted stop. 3 Verb. To damage or harm a person or object with words or actions usually eliciting a negative reaction from the tomahawkee. Example: ” Bro! I was about to get that girlies digits! why gotta roll up in here and tomahawk my game.”
While this bro’s tomahawk wasn’t quite so egregious as shitting the bed while on wingman duty, he still hucked it pretty good.
I would guess that the conversation between these BROs is going to get hot:
“Bro!, I was all like, shredding that glass you were throwing off your stern, and WHAMO, you hit my kite!”
“Bro!, you can’t be paragliding that close to people, you tomahawked your shit right in my face”
“Bro!, I’m a ‘wind powered vessel’ I get the right of way!”
“Bro!, get fucked… BBRRRAAPPPP VVVVVOOOOOOMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm m m m m” (as motor fires and leaves the kiter bobbing in his wake, holding only his chicken loop)
Here’s to you BROs… Fisher-bro, you shoulda started drinking earlier, you might have been nimble enough to avoid screwing up this guys flow. Kiter-bro, bummer about your 2001 22m pulley-bar Cabrinha, its in a better place now. Also, good thing your mom put you in swimming lessons as a kid.
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